May 2013
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m: ...you flirt with your imaginary friend? you have an imaginary friend?
b: hey now. don't judge. he's therapeutic. and also he's become really clingy since i came down with this cold. i didn't know that could happen.
May 21st
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May 21st
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“Baptism by fire, I suppose.”
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ListenListen
May 20th
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May 10th
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b: nah, a plague would be something like frodo, who you want to beat the ENTIRE MOVIE and yet everyone still loves him.
m: ugh. you mean the characters in the movie love him?
b: yeah. same with harry potter, although he has much more real world support as well. yuckkk.
m: you and i were meant to be friends.
May 10th
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i think i've essentially turned into a...
sorry.  (i’m not sorry.) 
May 9th
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i will never ever ever ever ever get my license.
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April 2013
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Apr 28th
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Apr 25th
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b: I conked out on the bathroom floor while scrubbing toilets and was awoken by Grant asking if I wanted to play frisbee.
m: HAHAHAHHAA YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR IN THE BATHROOM? REALLY?
b: Well, I had enough sense to sort of drag my head out to the hallway, but...yeah, pretty much
Apr 25th
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