shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

“Look, the Pie!”

Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via shakeitallout)

I said, KNEEL!

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

HIMYM AU: Inspired by a submission at betterhimymendings

"Ted has Alzheimer’s and that’s why he showed up to Robin’s house with the blue French horn, he thought it was the year 2005. Robin calls Tracy to come pick him up, Ted does this every couple of nights." (By Anonymous)

This hurts.

Only he would do this to not insult people[x]

For fucks sake Tom, practice some fucking self preservation.

IDK, look at his eyes man

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